Welcome to the 21st Annual
March Madness® Illegal Office Pool™

Duke Says No Sequel
Butler heave rattles off rim, pissing off the entire state of Indiana.

"Listen up Gene Hackman, we are the Blue Devils and we are going to kick your Hoosier ass this Monday night.  You want a happy ending?  Go rent the movie."

In Other Sports

  • World Champion Yankees beat Sox 3-1 to take rubber match of opening series.
  • World Champion Yankees acquired first baseman-outfielder Chad Huffman off waivers from the Padres on Wednesday
  • World Champion Yankees manager Joe Girardi said he would try not to use Chamberlain on Wednesday night after watching the right-hander throw 33 pitches in Sunday's season opener and another nine on Tuesday.
  • World Champion Yankees have been listed by Forbes as Major League Baseball's most valuable franchise for the 13th straight year, as the financial magazine released its annual valuations of the sport on Wednesday.
  • World Champion Yankees to celebrate 27th title at home opener


Next year, make sure to consult with the NCAA Hoop "Experts" because they clearly know what they are doing.

Congratulations to Black-Footed Ferrets for Prairie Dog Preservation for backing into the $1000 first prize by virtue of her barely marginal picks.  AdamR is another first-time winner, picking up $400 for second place.  Thanks to all for playing, and despite the upsets, we hope you'll agree that this tourney was a thrill ride right down to the final second.  Never before has $1000 turned into $75 so fast - just ask papabear 2

Cash is being consolidated, checks will be delivered or mailed within the week.  Thanks for playing, and we hope to see your $10 next year.

Click on STANDINGS to see the final standings.  You can check everyone's picks by clicking on a sheet name for that person's pick details.

What You Said:  Here's the winner picks according to all you Hoop Savants:

Champ  Number of you that picked 
[01] Kansas 92
[01] Kentucky 49
[01] Syracuse 33
[01] Duke 10
[02] West Virginia 7
[03] Georgetown 6
[02] Villanova 5
[02] Kansas State 5
[03] Baylor 3
[02] Ohio State 3

Click lick here to see last year's final Pool results.

How to play

  1. First step is to fill out your picks.  Click on the "Enter Picks" button at the left and go to the Picks Sheet.  Fill in the form entirely and completely.  If you need help with this concept, go practice over at SI or someplace else, come back here when you've mastered the art.  You need to make your picks BEFORE NOON on Thursday AFTER SELECTION SUNDAY.  No exceptions - the "Enter Picks" button will be deactivated at that time!
  2. Be sure to enter your REAL name and your SHEET name.  Your SHEET name is the name you would like to see in the Standings report which is published here on the site.  This is the name that could win you a small prize for creativity.  Your REAL name is important so that we can credit your payment.
  3. And finally BE SURE to enter your email address -- this address will be used to send you a copy of your picks and like your real name, will not be sold or sent to anyone unrelated to the pool unless they show us serious cash or represent a government agency with a valid search warrant.  If you do not have an email account, then find someone who does -- and get the confirmation email from them to see your validated picks.  If you don't know anyone with an email account, move to a cave that has Internet access.
  4. CHECK YOUR PICKS BEFORE YOU CLICK THE SUBMIT BUTTON!  If you determine that you made a mistake after submitting your picks, do the following:  Submit a new set of corrected picks.  As your SHEET name, use the same name you used on the bad sheet but add the phrase "CORRECTION" to the end of the name.  This is the only way we can determine that you wish to withdraw the original sheet in favor of the new sheet.   If you don't follow this procedure, we can only assume that 2 or more of your picks with similar names means you want to submit several sheets.
  5. The most important step:  You need to find a way to get $10 for each sheet to one of the following people:  Mikie D, Moon Man, Robbie H or The Godfather on or before NOON Thursday AFTER SELECTION SUNDAY -- NO EXCEPTIONS.  If you don't expect to see any of these guys before then, you need to MAIL YOUR CHECK TO:

R MOONEY
101 North Shore Rd. 
Derry, NH 03038

IF YOU ARE WRITING A CHECK FOR MULTIPLE ENTRIES -- INCLUDE A SEPARATE PIECE OF PAPER WITH THE NAMES OF THE PICKS THAT GO WITH THE CHECK!

IF YOU ARE SUBMITTING ONE $10 CHECK FOR ONE PICK PUT THE NAME OF YOUR PICK IN THE MEMO OF THE CHECK.

The envelope must be postmarked on or before Thursday AFTER SELECTION SUNDAY or else you are not eligible for cash prizes.  And your bragging rights will also be tainted with the foul smell of impropriety.

For your convenience, a bag man may be appearing at a location near you during the days prior to the deadline to take your $10 (cash or check):

  • Monday - The Godfather in Watertown MA
  • Tuesday - The Godfather in Wilmington MA
  • Wednesday - The Godfather in Wilmington MA
  • All Week - Mike & Rob at the Usual Location in Waltham
  • All other locations should pursue the check-by-mail option.

Initiate your contact with the bag man by using the code phrase "The '89 National Champion Wolverines was certainly the best college hoop team ever".

SPECIAL NOTE TO OUT-OF-TOWNERS:  If you are in a remote location, we encourage you to spread the word among your friends and play in large amounts.  As a consideration to the money minders of this pool, please try to consolidate your payments into a single check accompanied by a list of REAL NAMES that the check should be used to cover.  We encourage participation by anyone with a net worth exceeding $10.

Then What?

Starting on the Monday after the first and second rounds, you can return to this site and click the "Standings" button.  You'll get a listing of all the participants ranked by their position in the pool.  You'll be able to click on any participant to see their picks, and you'll be able to send them email to make fun of them.

Scoring

How are the rankings calculated?  Same as last year with point values of 2, 4, 6, 10, 15, 25 for each round (max points per round: 64, 64, 48, 40, 30, 25).
If you have a beef, or if you submitted a sheet in error, or would like to congratulate us for being fine upstanding citizens, click on the "Send Email" button and write to us.  If you want to withdraw one of your sheets, you MUST send an email BEFORE NOON on the day the games start or we will consider you in the pool.
Payouts will be described on this page as soon as the cash is counted.  Payouts will be made during the week after the conclusion of the tournament.

Authentication & Integrity

All picks submitted to the pool are stored on a server as data but are also sent to a public email site called Hotmail (as well as a copy to the contestant's email).  We keep the emails in Hotmail until after the tournament is over, and upon request we can show you the original email with a Hotmail-generated date/time stamp that verifies a given set of picks is authentic and has not been altered after the tournament has started.
Questions to us by email only please!   This is a very low budget operation.

ROOTING SHEET WITH PAYOUTS

[01] Duke vs [05] Butler, Winner = [01] Duke
1Black-Footed Ferrets for Prairie Dog Preservation 170 $1000
2AdamR 166 $400
3 Yaya0506 162 $250
4Molly Malone 154 $125
Elin Honey, be right back...making a MILK run... 154 $125
5papabear 2 150 $75
BIG OIL 150 $75
6papabear 1 146 -
7Huffman's Heroes 144 -
8Kody's Dad 141 -
9Jug of Punch 140 -
Brody's Picks 140 -
10Marzipan 139 -
hammer 139 -
sean 1 139 -
[01] Duke vs [05] Butler, Winner = [05] Butler
1papabear 2 150 $1000
2Black-Footed Ferrets for Prairie Dog Preservation 145 $400
3Kody's Dad 141 $200
AdamR 141 $200
4Brody's Picks 140 $100
5sean 1 139 $50
hammer 139 $50
Marzipan 139 $50
6Ride the Wave of Bracket Dave4 137 -
Yaya0506 137 -
7RichR 134 -
8Scarface 132 -
BIG-G 132 -
9Globo Gym Purple Cobras 131 -
The Picks You Wish You Had 131 -
10BLEDSOE 11 130 -
Andre Dawson Allstars 130 -
[02] West Virginia vs [05] Michigan State, Winner = [02] West Virginia
1KGbaby 168
2Mountaineers March Through The Madness 162
3astoria boy 160
4Brody's Picks 155
5papabear 2 150
6RichR 149
7Billerick 148
8BIG-G 147
Scarface 147
9BLEDSOE 11 145
Andre Dawson Allstars 145
10AJR99 144
[02] West Virginia vs [05] Michigan State, Winner = [05] Michigan State
1Brody's Picks 155
2papabear 2 150
3RichR 149
4BIG-G 147
Scarface 147
5BLEDSOE 11 145
Andre Dawson Allstars 145
6KGbaby 143
7Rats Nest 141
Pearl Jammin' Mama 141
8The Idle Rich 139
9Mountaineers March Through The Madness 137
10Red Ninjas 135
Paqs Pickers 135
astoria boy 135
[02] West Virginia vs [05] Butler, Winner = [02] West Virginia
1KGbaby 168
2Mountaineers March Through The Madness 162
3astoria boy 160
4papabear 2 150
5RichR 149
6Billerick 148
7Scarface 147
BIG-G 147
8Andre Dawson Allstars 145
BLEDSOE 11 145
9AJR99 144
10Pearl Jammin' Mama 141
Rats Nest 141
[02] West Virginia vs [05] Butler, Winner = [05] Butler
1papabear 2 150
2RichR 149
3BIG-G 147
Scarface 147
4BLEDSOE 11 145
Andre Dawson Allstars 145
5KGbaby 143
6Rats Nest 141
Pearl Jammin' Mama 141
7Brody's Picks 140
8The Idle Rich 139
9Mountaineers March Through The Madness 137
10Red Ninjas 135
Paqs Pickers 135
astoria boy 135
[01] Duke vs [05] Michigan State, Winner = [01] Duke
1Black-Footed Ferrets for Prairie Dog Preservation 170
2AdamR 166
3Yaya0506 162
4Brody's Picks 155
5Molly Malone 154
Elin Honey, be right back...making a MILK run... 154
6BIG OIL 150
papabear 2 150
7papabear 1 146
8Huffman's Heroes 144
9Kody's Dad 141
10Jug of Punch 140
[01] Duke vs [05] Michigan State, Winner = [05] Michigan State
1Brody's Picks 155
2papabear 2 150
3Black-Footed Ferrets for Prairie Dog Preservation 145
4Kody's Dad 141
AdamR 141
5sean 1 139
hammer 139
Marzipan 139
6Ride the Wave of Bracket Dave4 137
Yaya0506 137
7RichR 134
8Scarface 132
BIG-G 132
9Globo Gym Purple Cobras 131
The Picks You Wish You Had 131
10BLEDSOE 11 130
Andre Dawson Allstars 130

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