Welcome to the 21st Annual
March Madness® Illegal Office Pool™
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Duke Says No Sequel
Butler heave rattles off rim, pissing
off the entire state of Indiana.
"Listen up Gene Hackman, we are the Blue Devils
and we are going to kick your Hoosier ass this Monday night.
You want a happy ending? Go rent the movie."
In Other Sports
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World Champion
Yankees beat Sox 3-1 to take rubber
match of opening series.
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World Champion
Yankees acquired first
baseman-outfielder Chad Huffman off
waivers from the Padres on Wednesday
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World Champion
Yankees manager Joe Girardi said he would try not to use Chamberlain on Wednesday night after watching the right-hander throw 33 pitches in Sunday's season opener and another nine on Tuesday.
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World Champion
Yankees have been listed by Forbes as Major League Baseball's most valuable franchise for the 13th straight year, as the financial magazine released its annual valuations of the sport on Wednesday.
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World Champion
Yankees to celebrate 27th title at home opener
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Next year, make sure to consult with the NCAA Hoop
"Experts" because they clearly know what they are
doing.
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Congratulations to
Black-Footed Ferrets for Prairie Dog Preservation for backing into
the $1000 first prize by virtue of her barely marginal picks.
AdamR is another
first-time winner, picking up $400 for second place. Thanks to all for
playing, and despite the upsets, we hope you'll agree that this tourney was a
thrill ride right down to the final second. Never before has $1000 turned
into $75 so fast - just ask
papabear 2.
Cash is being consolidated, checks will be delivered
or mailed within the week. Thanks for playing, and
we hope to see your $10 next year.
Click on STANDINGS to see the final standings. You can check everyone's picks by clicking on a sheet name for that
person's pick details.
What You Said: Here's the winner picks according to all you Hoop
Savants:
| Champ |
Number of you that picked |
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[01]
Kansas |
92 |
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[01] Kentucky |
49 |
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[01] Syracuse |
33 |
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[01] Duke |
10 |
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[02] West Virginia |
7 |
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[03] Georgetown |
6 |
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[02] Villanova |
5 |
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[02] Kansas State |
5 |
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[03] Baylor |
3 |
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[02] Ohio State |
3 |
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| Click lick here to
see last year's final Pool results. |
How to play
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- First step is to fill out your picks. Click on the "Enter Picks" button
at the left and go to the Picks Sheet. Fill in the form entirely
and completely. If you need help with this concept, go practice
over at SI or someplace else, come back here when you've mastered the
art. You need to make your picks BEFORE NOON on Thursday AFTER SELECTION
SUNDAY. No
exceptions - the "Enter Picks" button will be deactivated at
that time!
- Be sure to enter your REAL name and your SHEET name. Your SHEET name is
the name you would like to see in the Standings report which is published here on the
site. This is the name that could win you a small prize for creativity.
Your REAL name is important so that we can credit your payment.
- And finally BE SURE to enter
your email address -- this address will be used to send you a copy of your picks
and like your real name, will not be sold or sent to anyone unrelated to the pool unless
they show us serious cash or represent a government agency with a valid search warrant.
If you do not have an email account, then find someone who does -- and
get the confirmation email from them to see your validated picks.
If you don't know anyone with an email account, move to a cave that has
Internet access.
- CHECK YOUR PICKS BEFORE YOU CLICK THE SUBMIT BUTTON! If you determine that you
made a mistake after submitting your picks, do the following: Submit a new set of
corrected picks. As your SHEET name, use the same name you used on the bad sheet but
add the phrase "CORRECTION" to the end of the name. This is the only way
we can determine that you wish to withdraw the original sheet in favor of the new sheet.
If you don't follow this procedure, we can only assume that 2 or more of your picks
with similar names means you want to submit several sheets.
- The most important step: You need to find a way to get $10
for each sheet to one of the following people: Mikie D, Moon Man,
Robbie H or
The Godfather on or before NOON Thursday AFTER SELECTION SUNDAY -- NO
EXCEPTIONS. If you don't expect to see any of
these guys before then, you need to MAIL YOUR
CHECK TO:
R MOONEY
101 North Shore Rd.
Derry, NH 03038
IF YOU ARE WRITING A CHECK FOR MULTIPLE
ENTRIES -- INCLUDE A SEPARATE PIECE OF PAPER WITH THE NAMES OF THE PICKS
THAT GO WITH THE CHECK!
IF YOU ARE SUBMITTING ONE $10 CHECK FOR ONE
PICK PUT THE NAME OF YOUR PICK IN THE MEMO OF THE CHECK.
The envelope must be postmarked on or before Thursday AFTER
SELECTION SUNDAY or else you are not eligible for cash prizes.
And your bragging rights will also be tainted with the foul smell of
impropriety.
For your convenience, a bag man may be appearing at a location near you during the days
prior to the deadline to take your $10 (cash or check):
- Monday - The Godfather in Watertown MA
- Tuesday - The Godfather in Wilmington MA
- Wednesday - The Godfather in Wilmington MA
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All Week - Mike & Rob at the Usual Location in Waltham
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All other locations should pursue the check-by-mail option.
Initiate your contact with the bag man by using the code phrase "The '89 National
Champion Wolverines was certainly the best college hoop team ever".
SPECIAL NOTE TO OUT-OF-TOWNERS: If you are in a remote
location, we encourage you to spread the word among your friends and
play in large amounts. As a consideration to the money minders of
this pool, please try to consolidate your payments into a single check
accompanied by a list of REAL NAMES that the check should be used to
cover. We encourage participation by anyone with a net worth
exceeding $10.
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Then What?
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| Starting on the Monday after the first and second rounds, you can return to this site and click the
"Standings" button. You'll get a listing of all the participants ranked by
their position in the pool. You'll be able to click on any participant to see their
picks, and you'll be able to send them email to make fun of them. |
Scoring
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| How are the rankings
calculated? Same as last year with point values of 2, 4, 6, 10, 15, 25 for each
round (max points per round: 64, 64, 48, 40, 30, 25). |
| If you have a beef, or if you submitted a sheet in error, or would like to
congratulate us for being fine upstanding citizens, click on the "Send Email"
button and write to us. If you want to withdraw one of your sheets, you MUST send an
email BEFORE NOON on the day the games start or we will consider you in the pool. |
| Payouts will be described on this page as soon as the cash is counted. Payouts
will be made during the week after the conclusion of the tournament. |
Authentication & Integrity
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| All picks submitted to the pool are stored on a server as data but are
also sent to a public email site called Hotmail (as well as a copy to the
contestant's email). We keep the emails in Hotmail until after the
tournament is over, and upon request we can show you the original email
with a Hotmail-generated date/time stamp that verifies a given set of
picks is authentic and has not been altered after the tournament has
started. |
| Questions to us by email only please!
This is a very low budget operation. |
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ROOTING SHEET WITH PAYOUTS |
| [01] Duke vs [05] Butler, Winner = [01] Duke |
| 1 | Black-Footed Ferrets for Prairie Dog Preservation | 170 |
$1000 |
| 2 | AdamR | 166 |
$400 |
| 3 |
Yaya0506 |
162 |
$250 |
| 4 | Molly Malone | 154 |
$125 |
| Elin Honey, be right back...making a MILK run... | 154 |
$125 |
| 5 | papabear 2 | 150 |
$75 |
| BIG OIL | 150 |
$75 |
| 6 | papabear 1 | 146 |
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| 7 | Huffman's Heroes | 144 |
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| 8 | Kody's Dad | 141 |
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| 9 | Jug of Punch | 140 |
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| Brody's Picks | 140 |
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| 10 | Marzipan | 139 |
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| hammer | 139 |
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| sean 1 | 139 |
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| [01] Duke vs [05] Butler, Winner = [05] Butler |
| 1 | papabear 2 | 150 |
$1000 |
| 2 | Black-Footed Ferrets for Prairie Dog Preservation | 145 |
$400 |
| 3 | Kody's Dad | 141 |
$200 |
| AdamR | 141 |
$200 |
| 4 | Brody's Picks | 140 |
$100 |
| 5 | sean 1 | 139 |
$50 |
| hammer | 139 |
$50 |
| Marzipan | 139 |
$50 |
| 6 | Ride the Wave of Bracket Dave4 | 137 |
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| Yaya0506 | 137 |
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| 7 | RichR | 134 |
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| 8 | Scarface | 132 |
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| BIG-G | 132 |
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| 9 | Globo Gym Purple Cobras | 131 |
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| The Picks You Wish You Had | 131 |
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| 10 | BLEDSOE 11 | 130 |
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| Andre Dawson Allstars | 130 |
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| [02] West Virginia vs [05] Michigan State, Winner = [02] West Virginia |
| 1 | KGbaby |
168 | |
| 2 | Mountaineers March Through The Madness |
162 | |
| 3 | astoria boy |
160 | |
| 4 | Brody's Picks |
155 | |
| 5 | papabear 2 |
150 | |
| 6 | RichR |
149 | |
| 7 | Billerick |
148 | |
| 8 | BIG-G |
147 | |
| Scarface | 147 | |
| 9 | BLEDSOE 11 |
145 | |
| Andre Dawson Allstars |
145 | |
| 10 | AJR99 |
144 | |
| [02] West Virginia vs [05] Michigan State, Winner = [05] Michigan State |
| 1 | Brody's Picks |
155 | |
| 2 | papabear 2 |
150 | |
| 3 | RichR |
149 | |
| 4 | BIG-G |
147 | |
| Scarface | 147 | |
| 5 | BLEDSOE 11 |
145 | |
| Andre Dawson Allstars |
145 | |
| 6 | KGbaby |
143 | |
| 7 | Rats Nest |
141 | |
| Pearl Jammin' Mama |
141 | |
| 8 | The Idle Rich |
139 | |
| 9 | Mountaineers March Through The Madness |
137 | |
| 10 | Red Ninjas |
135 | |
| Paqs Pickers |
135 | |
| astoria boy |
135 | |
| [02] West Virginia vs [05] Butler, Winner = [02] West Virginia |
| 1 | KGbaby |
168 | |
| 2 | Mountaineers March Through The Madness |
162 | |
| 3 | astoria boy |
160 | |
| 4 | papabear 2 |
150 | |
| 5 | RichR |
149 | |
| 6 | Billerick |
148 | |
| 7 | Scarface |
147 | |
| BIG-G | 147 | |
| 8 | Andre Dawson Allstars |
145 | |
| BLEDSOE 11 |
145 | |
| 9 | AJR99 |
144 | |
| 10 | Pearl Jammin' Mama |
141 | |
| Rats Nest | 141 | |
| [02] West Virginia vs [05] Butler, Winner = [05] Butler |
| 1 | papabear 2 |
150 | |
| 2 | RichR |
149 | |
| 3 | BIG-G |
147 | |
| Scarface | 147 | |
| 4 | BLEDSOE 11 |
145 | |
| Andre Dawson Allstars |
145 | |
| 5 | KGbaby |
143 | |
| 6 | Rats Nest |
141 | |
| Pearl Jammin' Mama |
141 | |
| 7 | Brody's Picks |
140 | |
| 8 | The Idle Rich |
139 | |
| 9 | Mountaineers March Through The Madness |
137 | |
| 10 | Red Ninjas |
135 | |
| Paqs Pickers |
135 | |
| astoria boy |
135 | |
| [01] Duke vs [05] Michigan State, Winner = [01] Duke |
| 1 | Black-Footed Ferrets for Prairie Dog Preservation |
170 | |
| 2 | AdamR |
166 | |
| 3 | Yaya0506 |
162 | |
| 4 | Brody's Picks |
155 | |
| 5 | Molly Malone |
154 | |
| Elin Honey, be right back...making a MILK run... |
154 | |
| 6 | BIG OIL |
150 | |
| papabear 2 | 150 | |
| 7 | papabear 1 |
146 | |
| 8 | Huffman's Heroes |
144 | |
| 9 | Kody's Dad |
141 | |
| 10 | Jug of Punch |
140 | |
| [01] Duke vs [05] Michigan State, Winner = [05] Michigan State |
| 1 | Brody's Picks |
155 | |
| 2 | papabear 2 |
150 | |
| 3 | Black-Footed Ferrets for Prairie Dog Preservation |
145 | |
| 4 | Kody's Dad |
141 | |
| AdamR | 141 | |
| 5 | sean 1 |
139 | |
| hammer | 139 | |
| Marzipan | 139 | |
| 6 | Ride the Wave of Bracket Dave4 |
137 | |
| Yaya0506 | 137 | |
| 7 | RichR |
134 | |
| 8 | Scarface |
132 | |
| BIG-G | 132 | |
| 9 | Globo Gym Purple Cobras |
131 | |
| The Picks You Wish You Had |
131 | |
| 10 | BLEDSOE 11 |
130 | |
| Andre Dawson Allstars |
130 | |
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